Here are some funny parenting quotes:
“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” ~ Lane Olinhouse
“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” ~ Erma Bombeck
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” ~ Franklin P. Jones
“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.” ~ Doug Larson.
“It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.” ~ Ben Bergor
“The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.” ~ Author Unknown
“Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy.” ~ Michelle Pfeiffer
“The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.” ~ Bill Cosby
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” ~ Milton Berle
“Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.” ~ Ed Asner
